After the swim, you will be directed through the timing chutes to the swim
to bike transition. Public nudity is not permitted. We require you to be fully
ready to race before getting on your bike.
This rule is clearly made by someone who has never experienced the liberating feeling of going to a nude beach. Let your inner nudest freak-flag fly triathletes!!
No aqua socks (neoprene booties) unless the water temperature is 65.0
degrees Fahrenheit or colder.
But, but, my neon orange-pink aqua socks match my Newtons!
Swim goggles, snorkels, or facemasks may be worn. Any athlete using
a snorkel will not be eligible for Age Group awards.
No nudity, no snorkels, these guys have no sense of adventure.
Wetsuits cannot measure more than 5 mm thick.
You mean to tell me people want to look even bigger in those unflattering things?
Athletes may walk bike, if necessary, but may not make progress on the bike course unaccompanied by their bicycle.
Note to self, do not forget to bring your bike!!
Please do not use private property as a toilet.
Oh. Good thing my pants are my property, I may shit those.
Please ask your friends and family members to refrain from painting the roads along the course. This defaces public property and is a punishable offense.
Dear friends, do not draw penises on the road, as much as you know it would make me smile.
No form of locomotion other than running, walking or crawling is allowed.
Leave it to a triathlon to address crawling in the rules. Just like the saying goes; Run if you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must, just don’t give up!